Missing moobs on a #BrewDiet

 

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As it turns out, I've lost my moobs. Well... maybe not all of them. But they are significantly reduced in size. Wore a t-shirt today that hasn't been flattering in at least a year. Hey, it may still not be all that flattering, but at least there isn't an awning-like overhang between it and my belt.

And speaking of my belt, I moved it up a notch today. That's up, as in tighter. I've got fairly bony hips and no ass to speak of, but something changed, as I was hiking up my drawers all day long. Up one notch tighter on the belt and problems solved. I may go shopping this weekend for 32s!

My son turned 20 today. Happy birthday, NJ. I hope you and your mother enjoyed the sushi I couldn't eat. Not very nice of you. But I love you and expect you to wipe my ass when I'm 90.

Here's what I consumed today:

• Breakfast was an 8-Ball Stout by Lost Coast Brewery
• Lunch found me drinking a Downtown Brown by Lost Coast Brewery and chowing down on a kielbasa!
• Knowing I'd need to brace myself for what was coming next, I had a hot Italian sausage and a Hoss by Great Divide Brewing Company for an early dinner
• Watched my evil, evil family enjoy sushi while I tolerated a Tsingtao by Tsingtao Brewery (count as 2)
• Went back to my style of drinking with a Hop Harvest Ale by BridgePort Brewing Co. (also count as 2)

Tomorrow is O'beer:30 at the office. Who knows what it will bring? All hail the #BrewDiet!

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