I just cooked an entire pound of bacon in the oven. I took me the better part of an hour as I didn't want to mess up multiple baking sheets.
No, I don't have visitors in town. No, I'm not cooking for a party later on. No, this isn't prep-work for something else yet to be created.
When Sheila asked me why I was doing this, I replied much in the way that Venkman replied when Stantz was inquiring to the source of funds for the ecto-containment system he had been developing with Spengler.
But now I have a pound of BRE1 at my disposal. Bitches.
1 - Bacon, Ready-to-Eat