But for a guy that lives pretty much online and it's remotely bashful or shy, it's kinda tough. So I'll try and pull up seven things that aren't always visible to those who don't spend IRL time with me.
- I'm easily pissed when my integrity is called into question. I have plenty of bad qualities. And I often act in my best interest. But that never involves stepping on or shitting on people. The intrinsic altruistic inclinations of our species got us this far. I see no reason to go against 3.5 billion years of evolution.1
- I'm a huge procrastinator. No, seriously. Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow? It's my least attractive trait and one that drives The Lovely Wife terribly insane. I'm quite productive, but oftentimes not until the final hour. Stupid, I know.
- I often times have no idea what the hell I'm doing. Cat's out of the bag. Guess what? This is how the world operates. We take some skill, some knowledge, and a history of usually doing the right thing -- or a right thing -- and we push forward. This used to sort of creep me out and led me to believe that the universe was looking out for me or something. Now I realize that I'm probably just good at identifying the bad possible choices and then choosing a non-bad one. Out of many. There may have been -- and probably was -- a better one. But unless you live in a parallel universe... prove it!
- I'm the exact opposite of pack rat. I don't collect anything. I don't save anything. In fact, I probably throw out something important or possibly valuable at least once a week. I'd be perfectly happy living a completely minimalistic lifestyle. Others who I've chosen to share my life with, however...
- I loath going to the dentist. Seriously. I'd rather visit a proctologist on a daily basis than go to the dentist. Oddly enough, I've never had a dentist cause me a huge amount of pain. But I watched my wife get her wisdom teeth pulled by Dr. Marques de Sade some 20 years ago. After that, I'm a total wuss. She's fine with it. Odd, I tell you.
- I cannot abide going in circles. Merry-go-rounds make me sick. Spinning around more than once makes me nauseous. Tilt-o-Whril? Are you kidding me? I have to turn my head in the theater when they do a spinning-overhead shot. Yes. It's that bad.
- I make really good chili. No beans, thank you very much. It's called Sacred Excrement chili, because you will say holy shit when you eat it. Not for the faint of heart. In fact, I have to make a batch tomorrow. Looks like a trip to the store is imminent!
But before I go, the rules of this engagement require me to tag seven others:
(I subscribe to all of your blogs, so I'll know if you didn't do it...)
I then am to post the rules for this meme. (The comments in brackets are mine own.)
- Link your original tagger(s) and list these rules in your post. [check]
- Share seven facts about yourself in the post. [check]
- Tag seven people at the end of your post by leaving their names and the links to their blogs. [check]
- Let them know they’ve been tagged. [wtf? doesn't everyone have ego filters?]
1 - The earth has been around for 4.5 billion years, true. But it was sterile for the first 1 million years or so.
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I'm with you on number 2, which bugs the crap out of the Mr. Type A I married.ReplyDelete
And I can personally attest to number 7. It is the best chili EVAR!
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"But I watched my wife get her wisdom teeth pulled by Dr. Marques de Sade some 20 years ago. After that, I’m a total wuss. She’s fine with it. Odd, I tell you. "
I watched Evo get his wisdom teeth pulled in highschool while he was awake! (I was the designated driver to and from the dentist) Took a chisel and hammer to get his freakin' teeth out! Messed me up so bad that a couple of years later, when I had mine pulled, I chose to sleep through the ordeal. :-))
What Ken DIDN'T tell you is how, as soon as the doctor left the room during my prep, he reach back and turned the laughing gas up as far as it would go. I'm pretty sure EVERYONE in that room was high, it was coming out so fast.ReplyDelete
Good times. Or, the stupid things you did as a kid and now look back upon and are surprised you survived.
eh? What's that hissing sound? :-)))ReplyDelete